job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
her: u eat ass?
delete this post
get this away from me lmfaaaooo
why does every single fucking person in the orginization xii have an x in their name
Because Xemnas is a dA user who thinks recoloring people who existed before, and putting “x” in the name, is cool.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’