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rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

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bioshck:

“hey dad, what does your tattoo mean?” *chuckles* “this old thing? it’s an old japanese proverb; it translates to ‘shinji get in the fucking robot’”

iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS  THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE

(Source: ayoson)

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

how i live my life

(Source: youmissedthewholeshow)

nerdshaveallthefun:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

AMEN SISTAH. PREACh

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the-lioness-rampant:

satanmoriarty:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

well what a shitty fanfiction this is

it doesn’t even have smut

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

Weelee…

Weelee…..

WEELEE

gr8-writing-tips:

If your character doesn’t magically transform into some kind of paranormal creature on their sixteenth birthday, you’re wasting everyone’s time.

(Source: gr8writingtips)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

I’m laughing so hard at Kyle Massey’s attempt to spell Pennsylvania

did-you-kno:

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